Sarah doesn't like when I call her 'Gorgon the Ungrateful'
Gina, I'm not going to watch more Kung Fu Panda than I have to
Nobody fucks in Iowa
I need to have a son so I can see his penis
Didn't you make steak with a lady?
Now if Max kills himself we'll all know why
I was watching this video on inbred people... It was super informative
I'm gonna go sell alcohol to kids in Penn Yann and make bank
Sweet baby penis
Black pelts don't equal black belts
I know you're turned on, I can smell the clam sauce
I was afraid of attractive people
Ceiling scrotums last forever
The British are coming? More like I'm cumming
I don't like guys, I just fuck 'em
The post-abortion nap is the best thing
I'm a kind top
I'm out of chicken patties, what am I supposed to eat?
My sister and I love chinless people
May have peed a little. I don't know.
and oh my god I forgot I didn't tell you guys about that
I don't know what it means to make that ass clap
You dirty jew
Planes are weird, how they do that?
Poop in his bed
Joe would fuck the shit out of both of us
Hey, don't overuse the crow. I'm very proud of that meme.
Is she just crazy, or is he just good at sex
If your wife's name is first when you hyphenate it means you get pegged
I'm gonna touch the butt. Like in Finding Nemo. Only a lot more sexual and real
How much urine can you fit in a minivan?
Have I thrown up on myself? You Max Cohn, of course you have.
I watch the dude hittin that shit home
I didn't do a shit, not a fuck
Kyle... Unlimited
I gotta stop talking about boners, my mom is coming home
I'm getting pussy if I have an inverted nose
Oh I've fisted myself. Who hasn't fisted themselves?
I'll either come back changed or I'll come back talking about rats
With the ticking of the metronome, one must fuck the garden gnome
Don't make fun of my nipples or I'll burp again
Make your dick beer and then I'll suck it
He's our little poopy dumb coffee dick baby boi
But... how do I?
Sparklers in a race breaks time and space.
Sarah, you're like the Jesus of Hell
What's vitamin K? Is that new?
I would love to get legally high
Look at me so tired and stradlable.
It's like a Coke can if you stepped on it.
My thighs are going to be strong as FUCK
If I got a big 'R' on my shirt, what would you think it stands for?
Books are for crooks - Tooks are for looks
I'd fuck you, just saying...
I want them in all continents just to fuck with my kids.
Ryan, we need to get pregnant so that we can make breast milk cheese
Do you really think Kyle could fuck me?
What Kyle did station say he was gonna get on?
Love is blossoming in Soloman Hall
I have over 700 hours logged in Nintendogs
Barbaque labia. Barbaque labia?
What did you do to that guitar to make it acoustic? I vaccinated it.
I was on the incest relationship subreddit earlier...
I was checking out some Edd Edd n Eddy porn a couple minutes ago
My power is limitless
God angry
Ryan gets turned on by memes
For generations, the goat has been the replacement vagina all across the world
My dirty asshole is hot?
Max, stop filming while you're on the toilet
"Would you fuck Kylie Jenner?"; "I'd fuck most people."
THEY GAVE ME HAT
I know my incest
If they’re willing to die for it, it’s got to be good
I just need something in me or me in something.
There's never enough hentai
I don't want to imagine an uncircumcised penis anywhere near me
Them shit's 9 dollar
Can we all get hard
I have the body structure of a TALL golem!
It's not the women's fault, I just can't handle them.
What it I told you... Cyber Tractor
How could I forget the difference between 'oof' (Roblox) and 'ough' (Minecraft)?
EVERYBODY BE QUIET
The weed man is named Indiana Jones
Do you think if I lived in Japan, people would like me there? No, ready up.
I googled snake anus the other day
Bagel bites are more important than oppression
He's a gay little boy and I love him
You don't want to wrestle a rapist
Joe, we fucked up! We need to get Triskets immediately
I washed the last year, fuck you
Do you think they have cum scented vape
I'm watching him cum again
JAW BONE OF AN ASS?
I have to clean up Joe's mess because I'm his god damn stupid ass wife
I wonder how many people you've made antisemetic
Black ops 2 changed my moral compass
dude add Hitler youth to smash
Yo, Google said I had to check your balls
You can tell the size of a woman's breasts by how deep her voice is
I hate precum. Precum is the bane of my existence
Why, cause I get more pussy than I should? And I like dinosaurs?
Life is just waiting for the next nut
I want only white people at my wedding
I'm trying to do homework and you're talking about my vagina
I'm a professional dolphin jerker
High school boys have the most unhealthy shits. I had diarrhea all the time in high school.
I ALSO JERK OFF WITH MY NON-DOMINANT HAND.
DO FYRE DESTIVEAL BE BAD?!
Honestly I'm drunk enough to by Ween tickets
I was gonna leave [condoms] in my back seat so my co-workers know I have sex
I like your sweaty hands
I've seen every part of you, just not at once
Fuck you, I did it cuz I'm cool
Hey, it's exactly 100!
The opposite of vanilla is like... birthday bash
Listen, Madeline's not my type, she's just got a fat ass
I'm responsible for your orgasms
I'm a CUMservative
Timmy... Turner... girl?
I was talking to Dr Fauci earlier and he said anyone who eats shrimp tacos is at risk of being a dumb bitch
I wish I had a buttplug right now
I've been experimenting a lot with boiling meats now
Kyle is more of a concept than a man
You touch the hat, you get the rat
Rocks on the floor, bring in some more
I wish I had a foot fetish sometimes.
If I've learned anything from Suite Life on Deck, it's that women are property
It's not about the destination, it's about the Miller Lites you drink along the way
God needs to fuck off, I want the memes
Max do not cum on your friends
Liam: sweet of heart, dumb of ass
Liam steals all my quotes, he just restates what I says!
Skin head bitch
My cock has abs. Ribbed for her pleasure.
HUA
Don't go near her vulva
My boob feels like a chicken cutlet
I shall make "Meat Head"!
A bitch never forgets Max
I like how smooth women are.... physically
Am I skinny or did I miscarry?
I’m like Anne Frank
For the last time, I do NOT have a piss fetish. Piss has a ME fetish!
Does he have a WikiFeet page?
Skinny twink fucks roof
I'm gonna let my kid do crack
If I got pubic lice, it could travel to my head.
Caroline, if we adopt, we need to get a Scandinavian child
Smash Bros Ultimate is Japan making up for 9/11
Ew, you smelled his jizzy jizzy cum pants
I've never seen anything funnier than Ryan's clenched ass
Hemroid is a pretty word
I'm gonna fill your stomach
Twig bitch boy gonna GET IT
I’ll have to be married to someone before I’ll say, “Alright, I’ll poop on you.”
U lil pee hand freak
I am very confident I could dominate him *points to Max* and I'm very confident he could dominate me *points to Joe*
Marriage is the fast track to pound town
I was chowing down on that Doctor Soul’s
When you're missing your gay lover but also have a nicotine addiction
He normal back then
The didn't have porn. They found a female and plowed her
If it's red, let it shed
I don't know Caroline, can you play your dick like a guitar?
Yo dude, wanna compare taint hairs?
I'd love to see Kyle RKO a little kid
Chica Chica boom boom, are you gonna cum soon?
Nah, heart burn is a myth
If my asshole can tear from a poop...
I'm a rad boi
When it's your first time, everything's big
I like it when my roommate snore
My asshole is closed for business... But open for gangbangs.
GINA! Get the turkey, I'm gonna cum
I'M FERTILE
Yeah, shame they can't view the beauty of this pie
"Who would you hate fuck?" "Donald Trump"
It's thick like Hitler
Why have friends when you can have diabetes
She's a cutie pie, ok? So suck my balls
I don't know, balls just... fascinate me
No, you can kill yourself, you’re not that sexy
I'd make out with you at a Weezer concert
So many options, so little placenta
Excuse me, why is your ass not exposed to me so I can hit it?
Do Penn Yan cows fuck like mad?
I like tots... not like the children, but the potato
I like Luigi, so I'll suck your toes
Mama didn't raise to pussy
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to send that to you. LOL
Munson? More like..... mother
I bought it for the meme
Passionate piss kiss
I'm no longer the devil on your shoulder, I'm the voice of fucking reason. Don't do it.
Sex? Big fan.
Crockpot placenta
Why doesn't [Mario] dick Luigi
Do you have gays? Absolutely.
Max, remember us when you're famous
You really do have a wagon, go damn it